This Tuesday Hanni and I head to Long Island – we’ll be visiting three different schools while we’re there. During our last visit, I thought it was kismet that we were there the very day David Paterson was named governor. David Paterson lost sight in his left eye and much of the sight in his right eye after an infection when he was a baby. When he took office in March, 2008, he became the first blind governor ever in the history of the United States.
Paterson’s appointment gave me a great opportunity to brainstorm with the Long Island school kids we were visiting. “How will your new governor be able to read?” I asked. We talked about Braille. We decided a talking computer might help. If neither of those reading tricks worked, well, hey, he’s the governor. “He could just make his workers read aloud to him!” one third grader exclaimed.
Maybe the workers would give speeches for him, too. “Or maybe he has a good memory,” one fourth grader surmised. “Maybe he’ll just memorize the words to the speeches he gives!” Turns out that fourth grader was right. After Paterson was sworn in, journalists marveled at his memorization skills. Here’s an example from a 2009 column in the New York Daily News:
Paterson has been largely out of sight over the past week with no press conferences or public appearances. It turns out that’s because he has been spending most of his time working on committing his speech to memory. He said it has taken up about 60 hours to memorize his State of the State, which he has done by listening to a recording of the speech one minute at a time
These days journalists are not so impressed, however. Paterson’s memory seems to be failing.
Last month the governor was accused of violating state ethics laws when he asked for five free tickets to last year’s World Series. The seats were right behind home plate. At face value, they cost $425 each. Governor Paterson claimed he was attending the game “in an official capacity” and didn’t have to pay for them.
But then news came out that Paterson did not perform any official duties during Game 1 of last year’s World Series. Already drowning in a scandal (members of his administration, and maybe the governor, too, intervened in a domestic violence proceeding involving one of his top aides), Paterson faced calls for his resignation. He switched his story about the Yankee tickets.
The governor had always intended on paying for the tickets, he said. The check eventually sent to the Yankees was backdated. The handwriting on the check did not match Paterson’s signatures on other official forms. The Governor with the extraordinary memory can not explain the handwriting mix-up. Nor can he explain why the check was dated Oct. 27, the day before the game.
Selfishly I was hoping that the first blind governor might do better than this. But hey, I’m from Illinois. I’m used to governors acting stupid. The good news, if there can be good news, in all of the New York governor mess: None of the stories I read about the scandals mentioned one word about Paterson’s blindness. The fact that he cannot see is not the most interesting thing about him any more. Reporters don’t feel sorry for Governor Paterson because he is blind. They’re not going easy on him. They hold him up to the same standards as any other governor. In a twisted way, Paterson’s poor judgment helps prove a point disability advocates have been trying to make for decades. When it comes right down to it, people with disabilities really aren’t all that different than anyone else.
So you think you’ll talk about Paterson during your school visits this week?
Probably not.
He’s just a hack who got where he is because the former governor was a hypocrite who couldn’t keep his pants zipped. As governor, he is way way out of his depth. He blew it for me when he nixed Caroline Kennedy to finish Hillary’s term. But that was just stupidity, not dishonesty. Hopefully, we’ll get Cuomo as governor in November and keep the state house Democratic.
Ah, Benita, your comment is a perfect example of one of the many things I love about New Yorkers: you don’t hold back! About Cuomo – while researching for this post (believe it or not, I *do* research before writing these things!) I discovered that attorney General Andrew M. Cuomo is the very man investigating whether the governor was involved in that domestic violence case. Paterson is expected to be questioned under oath.
All that said, I don’t think New York can beat Illinois in the race for the
most dreadful political culture in the country, but I guess you never know. I’ll stay tuned!
Do you think I can request Yankee tix behind homeplate and say that I’m researching for a book?
Hey! Those tickets are hard to come by!
And I can’t believe you’ll be on Long Island when I’m stuck at work in the city. Boo.
At least I’ll get to see you in Chicago!
Yeah, from what I’ve heard it’s hard to get Yankee tickets even when you’re willing to *pay* for them. Our famous hottie bartender friend Billy went to school with Curtis Granderson, they are friends from way back, even Billy is wondering if he might be able to score Yankee tix this year.
Looking forward to your visit to Chicago, J!
You’re right. Not a single kid out here on Long Island has asked about their Governor yet. Don’t you know, though, I *did* have an occasion to bring up the subject of baseball. A student asked about the people I saw before losing my sight, do I still remember what they look like. Answer was yes. “Do you use those memories to try and figure out what new people you meet look like?” That gave me the occasion to describe the way I think of people now as huge swatches of color (see my Jan. 17 “A blind eye to race” post for more about this). I admitted I still *do* wonder what some people physically look like every once in a while. “Derek Jeeter, for example,” I said. EVERYONE seems to love this Derek Jeeter guy. ESPECIALLY women. “Is he good looking or something?” The students didn’t answer. The female teachers did, though. With a resounding “Yes!”
So maybe it’s true there are not many Yankee fans on “the island” but from my informal poll I’d say there still are plenty of Derek Jeetter fans here.
Good luck with next steps, Stu.
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